Justin Bieber Doesn’t Know Where His Penis Is

For the last few weeks Justin Bieber’s Calvin Klein ads have been the talk of the town.
Specifically, people are obsessed with Bieber’s bulge.
 But there’s no one more obsessed with his penis than Bieber himself.

Because he’s always worried that he won’t be able to find it.
 Like that time he was in Paris and needed to make sure he hadn’t left it at baggage claim.

When he had an itch, but also needed to double-check.
SOURCE: BUZZFEED